Wednesday, June 23, 2010

2010 World Cup stories: New Zealand

New Zealand football in 2010 is echoing that of Australia four years ago, and the two are distinctly comparable. A nation from Down Under scrapes through a qualifying play-off, ending decades of disappointment in the 'footballing wilderness' since their last appearance. Their return to the world stage does wonders for football back home, igniting fresh interest in a land where 'soccer' takes a back seat to a more grotesque code of football. During the seasons anticipating and following the World Cup, the popularity of their domestic league flourishes and crowds swell to sizes greater than ever.

Both sides' World Cup campaigns were successful beyond expectations, and while Australia made it past the group stage, New Zealand truly impressed the world, and their journey provides a better tale of 'triumph of the underdog'.

Drawn into perhaps the weakest group at the World Cup, with Italy, Paraguay and Slovakia, the All Whites were seen as one of the worst teams in South Africa. They opened their tournament versus the Slovaks, and both sides employed cautious tactics. Despite a decent New Zealand defence, Robert Vittek headed the Slovaks into the lead after 50 minutes. In a dour match, the highlight was a dramatic 93rd-minute Paul Reid header that stole a point for the All Whites. Neither side deserved to win but the draw was certainly a victory for the Kiwis.

Next opponents were the Azzuri, champions of the world. Even a draw would be a mighty effort and amazingly, New Zealand scored first for an improbable 1-0 lead. Predictably, they spent the rest of the match fighting off Italian attacks, and slipped to 1-1 after a penalty given for a tug on the shirt of the physically unstable Dani de Rossi. Nevertheless, New Zealand showed 'heart' and 'spirit' and 'discipline' et al, keeping Italy at bay until the final whistle, and the result was the Cup's biggest upset so far, grabbing headlines worldwide.Late into the Italy match, Ricki Herbert (below) subbed on Andy Barron, who works full-time at a Westpac bank, playing football for semi-professional club Team Wellington in New Zealand's domestic league. Herbert admits his reason for bringing on Barron was less about tactics and more to prove that amateur footballers can mix it with big guns at the World Cup. This can hardly be proved on such little evidence, but that's missing the point. God bless Herbert, he saw the fairytale and made it happen: amateur footballers matching millionaire world champions, that's brilliant. Another way to look at it is that in Italy, there are 4.9 million footballers--more people than the entire New Zealand population.
Needing a victory in its last match, the All Whites really should have taken the game to Paraguay, who would be safely through with one point. New Zealand were defending for hefty periods, and rarely threatened, ending in a nil-all draw. (Meanwhile, Slovakia actually defeated Italy; an even bigger upset that pushed New Zealand's into the shadows.)

Nevertheless, the World Cup was a huge success for the Kiwis. It's a great achievement to finish undefeated, not to mention, incredibly, above the world champions in the group. Interestingly, we can say that both Italy and New Zealand were winless at the World Cup, which goes to show the extreme range of expectations.

Notable trivia is that the Netherlands' loss to Spain in the final means that New Zealand were the only team to finish the World Cup undefeated. Every other team either lost at least once in the group stage or were knocked out later on--Spain, of course, lost to Switzerland in their opening match.

2010 World Cup stories: France

If England fans are feeling sorry for themselves--forever suffering under the weight of great expectation and the consequentially inevitable disappointment--then a quick glance across the Channel should ease their misery. Nobody knows the details of the French team's self-destruction but most of the football world agrees it is something truly spectacular. This summary is my understanding of the story, based on the widely reported chain of events. It includes milestones over the last 12 years in French football, which I've added to give context within the decade as well as to simplify and emphasise the highs and lows of this story:
  • France wins the 1998 World Cup.
  • France wins Euro 2000.
  • France crashes out of the 2002 World, finishing goalless at the bottom of their group.
  • France makes the final of the 2006 World Cup.
  • Coach Raymond Domenech's popularity continues to fall since his 2004 appointment, despite taking Les Bleus to the final.
  • France exits Euro 2008 early, winless at the bottom of their group.
  • France struggles to qualify for the 2010 World Cup.
  • In their opening match in South Africa, France draws nil-all with ten-man Uruguay.
  • France loses 2-0 to Mexico.
  • After days of rumours of unrest within the French squad, it is revealed striker Nicolas Anelka confronted Domenech at half-time versus Mexico, telling him to "go screw yourself, dirty son of a whore."
  • Anelka is sent home by FFF after refusing to apologise.
  • Siding with Anelka, the French players take strike in protest, walking off the training field after an argument involving Domenech, captain Patrice Evra and a fitness coach. (Details, and the remarkable video, here).
  • Two members of French coaching staff quit.
  • French President Nicolas Sarkozy steps in, ordering his sports minister to prolong her stay in South Africa to handle the crisis.
  • Zidane is forced to deny rumours he is behind the players' rebellion. He criticises their strike, as does Domenech.
  • Evra is absent at a captain-coach press conference, inciting suggestions he, and other players, will boycott the next match. Some reports even claim that four french players are threatening never to play for France again, including Evra and Thierry Henry.
  • Evra is dropped for the match (pictured below, on the bench). He is criticised for poorly managing his team during the crisis, perhaps even leading the rebellion.
  • France has a player sent off and are easily beaten by South Africa.
  • France crashes out of the World Cup, again bottom of their group.
  • Les Bleus return home a national disgrace and a laughing stock in the football world.
It is a simply remarkabe chain of events. French football is left at sixes and sevens. The fallout and investigation will continue to make headlines for months. The story of the French World Cup disaster will live on in history for much, much longer. Laurent Blanc will not believe his misfortune in falling heir to such a corrupt team--he is about to undertake one of the biggest challenges faced by any manager in the world. By contrast, his appointment could not come at a better time for the country. It marks an unparalleled chance to begin a new chapter in French football.

As for Domenech, his already dreadful esteem has managed to spiral even further down. His only saving grace is that he was already planning to part company with FFF, his contract ending after the 2010 World Cup. He could not have left on a worse note, hated by his players, hated by French fans and hated by French media. After the loss to South Africa--his final match after six years at the post--he was sincere, but it's too little too late. Nothing can save his reputation.

As my brother asserted on the whole fiasco, "they pretty much punched each other in the stomach, and it hurts."

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

My 'A Movie a Day' project has ended

On Sunday, the day after I watched The Sixth Sense, I decided not to watch a movie, ending my Movie-a-Day project. At the time I couldn't be bothered to watch anything, and I've felt that way a few times during the project but every time I just watched something for the sake of keeping the streak alive. Recently, however, in the few days before Sunday, I've been really indifferent about watching a movie every single day and about keeping my little project alive, which was becoming more something I had to do rather than wanted to do. Besides, I'm pretty satisfied with the milestone of one month so it was better to end it before the streak got ridiculously long and more important than it should be. Besides, I can still watch movies when I want.

As I documented my experiences in this blog I had an unpublished post; a list of movies I'd watch so far, to help keep track. I've tidied it up and added links to each movie's post:

LIST OF MOVIES
01. Dec 25 Tropic Thunder 5/10
02. Dec 26 Sherlock Holmes 8/10
03. Dec 27 Little Miss Sunshine 6.5/10
04. Dec 28 Transformers 7/10
05. Dec 29 United 93 8/10
06. Dec 30 Avatar 8/10
07. Dec 31 Das Wunder von Bern 6/10
08. Jan 01 This is England 7/10
09. Jan 02 Déjà Vu 6.5/10
10. Jan 03 Donnie Darko 5/10
11. Jan 04 WALL-E 6.5/10
12. Jan 05 The Bank Job 6.5/10
13. Jan 06 The Bucket List 3/10
14. Jan 07 The Godfather 8/10
15. Jan 08 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace 6/10
16. Jan 09 Room Service 6/10
17. Jan 10 Star Wars Episode II: The Clone Wars 7/10
18. Jan 11 Equilibrium 8/10
19. Jan 12 Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith 8.5/10
20. Jan 13 Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope 7/10
21. Jan 14 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back 7/10
22. Jan 15 Semi Pro 4/10
23. Jan 16 Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 6.5/10
24. Jan 17 Shoot 'Em Up 6.5/10
25. Jan 18 BoyTown 5/10
26. Jan 19 The Hangover 6/10
27. Jan 20 Shaolin Soccer 7.5/10
28. Jan 21 Zombieland 7.5/10
29. Jan 22 Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi 8/10
30. Jan 23 The Boat That Rocked 6/10
31. Jan 24 Reservoir Dogs 7/10
32. Jan 25 12 Angry Men 8/10
33. Jan 26 Chop Shop 7.5/10
34. Jan 27 The Invention of Lying 5/10
35. Jan 28 Law Abiding Citizen 8/10
36. Jan 29 The Hurt Locker 8/10
37. Jan 30 The Sixth Sense 8.5/10

I never planned to blog this project to begin with--in fact the only reason I have a blogger account is because it was a minor requirement in year twelve IT. I suppose now that the Movie-a-Day project is done I'll keep this blog, but probably won't post much...

Monday, February 1, 2010

A Movie a Day: The Sixth Sense

Saturday 30 January - THE SIXTH SENSE (1999)
Another one of the 'you've just gotta watch this' films, I had a fair knowledge of The Sixth Sense from various "I see dead people" references in pop culture, not to mention a bit from studying M. Night Shyamalan's next film, Unbreakable, extensively in year 12 media last year. While I'd heard The Sixth Sense was widely praised, luckily I wasn't too familiar with the plot itself (particularly important considering it's a thriller).

It was a brilliantly engrossing, deliciously slow-burning, precariously creepy thriller with a good story and great acting, particularly then-11 Haley Joel Osment, also starring Bruce Willis *with hair*, who I liked. 8.5/10

A Movie a Day: The Hurt Locker

Friday 29 January - THE HURT LOCKER (2009)
Before watching it, I had no idea what The Hurt Locker was about, except for a brief mention early in this Empire article which suggested it was widely acclaimed. Even then, though, I didn't know it would be a war thriller--to be honest I think the less prior knowledge you have the more you will enjoy it; less room for deflated expectations. Anyway, The Hurt Locker follows a team of three US soldiers who disarm bombs (an 'Explosive Ordnance Disposal team') in present-day Baghdad (though it was largely filmed in nearby Jordan). It was almost without music and filmed with hand-held cameras, giving it a distinctly documentary feel--except for the occasional impressive slow-mo shot.

The story starts fairly slowly, as do thrillers, but soon the drama thickens as personalities clash in life-and-death situations. I don't think that trailer reflects the movie very well but then I couldn't do better... The tension between characters was communicated really effectively; it was really good. 8/10

A Movie a Day: Law Abiding Citizen

Thursday 28 January - LAW ABIDING CITIZEN (2009)
I wasn't too keen to see this, having noticed some bad reviews, but I went into the cinema and let myself get lost in the movie, and really enjoyed it. I think 'Law Abiding Citizen' is a funny name, making it sound hilariously mundane for an action movie, but it does have some relevance--the movie's about a guy called Clyde (pretty much a criminal mastermind; played by Gerard Butler) who vows to bring down the legal system after one of his family's killers walks free. Opposite Butler is Jamie Foxx, playing Clyde's former lawyer now trying to stop him.

It was a well-written film with a smart plot, not too confusing, plus Clyde pulled off some really smart crimes. It's the kind of film that impresses you by how devilishly clever they can kill people. It got terribly gruesome at times but you've gotta take that bad stuff with the good--in fact the gore probably made me care more, making the film more powerful and more memorable. Anyway, at the end of the day, my lasting impression of the film is of its great plot, not its occasionally confronting violence. 8/10

Friday, January 29, 2010

A Movie a Day: The Invention of Lying

Wednesday 27 January - THE INVENTION OF LYING (2009)
Ricky Gervais plus the title concept equals so much potential, but I was seriously let down. Such a concept could have and should have been so funny but instead this is a sadly mundane film with an awfully bland feel about about it--something to do with the look of it and particularly its musical score, which made me think I was designing a house in The Sims. As a huge Gervais fan, I tried and tried to like The Invention of Lying, but it was poisoned by that blandness and also clichéd heartfelt speeches.

I skimmed through the movie again today (having watched it last night) and gave it more respect after watching some of the funnier dialogue again, which Gervais delivered with his gift for comic tone and timing. He really did shine in this film (not only comically but emotionally: see scene where his character's Mum dies), so it's a shame everything around him was so far behind. The first time I watched this it barely made me laugh--although I was amused by this alternate world, one without lying, or even tact or euphemism. I'm not advocating anti-Americanism but I imagine The Invention of Lying would be sharper as a British film. 5/10